by adaisy275 April 16, 2021
by hickory March 02, 2008
n. That guy at work who goes from cubicle to cubicle telling everybody in your office the exact same thing, usually some lame story about what he did last weekend. The cube crawler is also the same guy who feels it necessary to touch your computer screen at least eight times a day.
by LukeDuke December 24, 2004
One who is so hopelessly untalented at a video game that to make their meek lives worth bearing at all, they crawl to their masters knees and let their jaws gape open for a teabag.
After Dwayne failed to kill me on halo, having had an overshield and rockets, i made him crawl over to me and let me give him a sacking. Its what the BK Crawler deserved!
by FanOfTheKKK April 18, 2010
Walker's Crisps when eaten by a tubby Daily Mail reader who takes half an hour to finish a single packet.
I'd rather ingest a pineapple rectally than have to listen to Olive munch through another packet of Crawler's Crisps.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
by person May 01, 2003
A long green insectoid creature with dozens of legs. Lives in caves in a constant search for precious gold. Potentially hostile torwards humans and other animals. During evolutionary processes, goblin crawlers have developed a disqusting hunting mechanism. They emit an unknown deadly green substance. The mankind has named this substance "goblin glob". No human has ever lived after experiencing the goblin glob, thus information about it is scarce.
Exploration of caves inhabited by goblin crawlers is strictly forbidden by the law. Goblin crawlers must be quarantined from mankind at all costs. Spreading a goblin glob is considered a serious environmental crime. The punishment is heavy, and the violators usually need to pay with their life.
Exploration of caves inhabited by goblin crawlers is strictly forbidden by the law. Goblin crawlers must be quarantined from mankind at all costs. Spreading a goblin glob is considered a serious environmental crime. The punishment is heavy, and the violators usually need to pay with their life.
The cave excavation site has been discontinued after the incident involving goblin crawlers. fuck you goblin crawlers.
by Emelk March 08, 2022