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cube crawler

n. That guy at work who goes from cubicle to cubicle telling everybody in your office the exact same thing, usually some lame story about what he did last weekend. The cube crawler is also the same guy who feels it necessary to touch your computer screen at least eight times a day.
Dude...Brad is such a cube crawler, doesn't he ever work?
by LukeDuke December 23, 2004
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BK Crawler

One who is so hopelessly untalented at a video game that to make their meek lives worth bearing at all, they crawl to their masters knees and let their jaws gape open for a teabag.
After Dwayne failed to kill me on halo, having had an overshield and rockets, i made him crawl over to me and let me give him a sacking. Its what the BK Crawler deserved!
by FanOfTheKKK April 18, 2010
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Crawler's Crisps

Walker's Crisps when eaten by a tubby Daily Mail reader who takes half an hour to finish a single packet.
I'd rather ingest a pineapple rectally than have to listen to Olive munch through another packet of Crawler's Crisps.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
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kerb crawler

a person who drives around red light districts looking for sex.
by person May 1, 2003
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And the cat's in the cradle

An expression used as a respond when someone passes the millionth raincheck for a get together or date.
Derives from the Harry Chapin song "Cat's in the Cradle", telling the story of a father who never has time for his son and when the son grows up, he never has time for his father.
- So, how about that movie night we've been trying to have for six months now?
- Dude, I can't. Not now, I've got a lot on my schedule. Another time?
- "And the cat's in the cradle". Fine, another time then...

- Brad, dude, we've got this awesome party coming up this Friday. Why don't you join us? You've been away for months with your job.
- I can't, I have another deadline on Friday. I'm sorry. How about next Saturday?
- "And the cat's in the cradle". Screw you Brad, you never have time for us anymore.
by Henkibojj May 19, 2011
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Crablegging

A maneuver made in hot tubs by creepy men. Involves using legs as "pinschers" to trap the legs of unsuspecting girls. Recommended if you want to seem like a total rapist.
Stefaun: Ooh that girl is lookin' fine. I'd like to crableg the shit out of her!
Everyone else: No, Stefaun... Crablegging is completely socially unacceptable.
by Unsuspecting Girl July 6, 2011
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Cradle Candy

A hot, way too young for you girl or guy.
Jarred is going to get a taste of his cradle candy.
by Locdonan October 25, 2011
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