craftsmanicure

An injury to the hand or fingers from working in a shop, especially one resulting in the loss of an appendage.

"Bill lost his thumb to a table saw."
"He got the old craftsmanicure."

by Willy Fistursnach April 11, 2021

The craftsman

When you get a blow job on your riding lawn mower

Toms wife gave him a blowjob while he was mowing the lawn on his new 48” sears riding mower on fathers day. The craftsman was born.

by Greasy Snake July 6, 2025