coulter

a noun used to describe someone that is really ugly, and also very poor. A coulter is usually that friend, in your group of friends, that you dont actually like, and just spend all your time making fun of.

Oh fuck Coulter is coming, lets take this party somewhere else

by jimmycrackcorn May 17, 2006

coultered

Any action or stimuli that prevents a male from getting an erection for at least 20 minutes.

After Brian found out Mary bought a strap-on, he was totally coultered.

by Patrickthegreatest1 September 14, 2008

COULTERED

To apply your moose knuckle to a man's nose while he is either resting or passed out drunk. This will be followed by photographic evidence and mass amounts of belittling about how gay the person who was Coultered is. More affect can be gained if this is done in only a pair of tighty whities.

Tech 1: "Dude, I was so drunk last night and have the constant stench of balls on my face."

Tech 2: "Dude, you totally got Coultered"

by The Mat January 25, 2010

coulter

Ann Coulter, or Coulter: Medical slang for Haemorroids.

Dr Bob, you've got a an appointment with Mrs Higginbottom, she's here about her coulter (s).

by Goodnight Dick February 1, 2007

coulter

taint a synonym for taint, because Ann Coulter is a heinous bitch, just like my taint.

Man, this long hike has set my Coulter on fire!!

by bullharvey April 1, 2008

coultered

Any action or stimuli that prevents a male from getting an erection for at least 20 minutes.

After Brian found out Mary bought a strap-on, he was totally coultered.

by patrickthegreat1 October 24, 2007

coulter

A slang term for a cooter.

Did you talk to Will the other day?
Yeah, he was balls deep in that coulter!

by Ann Coulter's Treason February 3, 2007