cool story bro 

Not a cool story.
(And not necessarily towards your/a "Bro".)

Girl 1: I went the to mall today and...
Girl 2: Cool story bro.

cool story bro by smmmg June 17, 2016

Cool Story Hansel 

Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"

"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"

Cool Story Hansel by Branman515 May 4, 2007

Cool story, bro! 

A sarcastic way of acting like you give a shit of what the other person has to say. Usually this phrase best pertains to Facebook updates and mundane stories with pretty much no point or purpose.

-Bob: Frosted Flakes are bomb, dude!

-Joe: Cool story, bro!

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Facebook update:

-John is going to get a bananna at the store

-You: Cool story, bro!

Cool story, bro! by NeverCaughtSlippinKrew February 25, 2010

cool story sis 

Identical to cool story bro, but said to a female.

Girl: (long winded tale about how her boyfriend cheated on her)

Guy: cool story sis

cool story sis by waldo027 February 5, 2010

Cool story, bro! Tell it again! 

tell your cool story again, bro.
cool story bro - don't give a shit about your story.
tell it again - still probably won't give a shit about it.

Jimmy - HEY, I GOT AN A ON MY MATH TEST TODAY.

Nick - Cool story, bro! Tell it again!

Cool story, bro! Tell it again! by IDGAFBRO May 3, 2011

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? 

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? by ferrkk October 12, 2011

Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN)

Term used among friends (not close) to indicate how much you don't care about the story they tell.

Ishan: "I had to do me computer science today"
MING: "Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN)"

Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN) by MGtheGANG November 26, 2011