Connor Kilbarger

A thick blonde boy that likes choir class and is gay with Keegan Stevenson. He got a chain and goes AWWW FAWKKKKKKK

Connor Kilbarger : FAWKKKKKKK
Girl he's laying : **moans**

by Dixie Definitions April 6, 2022

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Connor Kenway

Connor Kenway is the the main protagonist of Assassin's Creed 3 and grandson of master assassin's Edward Kenway (Assassin's Creed 4) Connor is the most skilled assassin when it comes to combat in any of the Assassin's Creed games. Well he may seem brash and arrogant at times, the amount of suffering he has gone through has justified his out look and personality as a character. As a child his village was burned down by George Washington (pre American revolution), he had to kill his own father Haythem Kenway who was at the time Grand Master of the Templar Order. During his time as an assassin he aids General George Washington in his fight to free the colony's from British control.

When I was playing Assassin's Creed 3 I killed so many NPCs as Connor Kenway

by Catsim2006 May 12, 2023

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connor and karoline

They are an amazing couple. They love each other no matter what. Connor is really in love with Karoline. Connor has always had a thing for her. He always thinks about her and smiles when he talks to her. They are the best flipping couple ever. Everyone wants them to be together. They get through hard times and come out strong. They have a great relationship. Overall Connor and Karoline are a fantastic couple.

Wow!1!1!1 Connor and Karoline are amazing!!!

by Flubbernut November 8, 2017

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Connor "Unc" Knee

Connor "Unc" Knee is arguably the greatest and most clutch basketball player to ever touch the hardwood. Unc graced the court throughout the 1990s and shortly in the 21st century, dominating throughout his time on the professional level with 4 rings and 2 back to back championships (93, 94, 97, 98). Unc is classified from his distinct cough that plagued him throughout his career - imagine Michael Jordan's "Flu Game" throughout an entire career. Unc averaged 24 ppg, 4 3pm on 47% accuracy, but also has never recorded an assist in a professional game. When questioned about this in '08, he simply stated "Unc don't swing the rock". He is known for his perimeter shooting, as well as his drive and finish underneath; however, his most iconic moment is probably when he shot the game 7 series winning 3 in 94 to go back to back, and famously shouted "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" (nobody called him Unc as he was only 26 in 1994). Unc later claimed that he retired only after Shaq joined the Heat in 2004. He is quoted as saying, "Damn that brother huge". (After Shaq gave him the pass in an exchange to retire).

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Unc.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.

You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.

But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in 93, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. 95 and 96 were hard years for us baby, but in 97 you made history happen. You came back from 4-0.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Connor "Unc" Knee.

by #1 UNC NEPHEW April 22, 2024

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