Comendeer

What it's called when a cop steals your car.

Person 1: dude look at my new ride.
Cop 1: I'm comendeering your vehicle!
Person 1: dude why
Cop 1: T H A T ' S C L A S S I F I E D I N F O R M A T I O N

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021

Comedience

The quality, state or presence of being comedic; the essence or effectiveness of humor

My friend Charlie has a high comedience

by SoulBringer February 16, 2026