cock goblin

a homosexual, in particular, a gay man.

you see that guy's short shorts? what a cock goblin!

by sogracefullyunaware April 26, 2007

Cock Goblin

n. A homosexual male that prefers orally pleasing his partner.

Not to be confused with the term butt-pirate.

Look at that faggot-ass cock goblin givin' that bro some head over there.

by Epileptic Dinosaur November 21, 2010

cock goblin

when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin

DAMN, that ugly fuck looks like a cock goblin

by jesus March 19, 2003

cock goblin

daneel niggle berries
being yoshi in supa smah

let me play n64 super smash bros you cock goblin

by snowmanms10 September 13, 2010

goblin cock

1. cock of a goblin
2. the band behind the dragon fucker

frank: do you like goblin cock??
jonas: gobling cock? yeah everyday

by gobliner May 10, 2022

cock goblins

a horrible species that can only properly be taken care of via ak-47 model 56

those damn cock goblins are back

by beddsy January 31, 2021

Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.

Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”

by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021