Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse

"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"

by jabbott August 22, 2011

mom cock block

When your mom catches you bringing a girl into her house and prevents you from banging her.

"Dude, I got mom cock blocked. I was just about to bang that chick but then my mom came in and made the slut go home."

by wiseguy009 November 16, 2009

Coffee Cock Block

a person that stands directly in the middle of the sugar, milk, straw and napkin dispensers so that no one else can get near them.

Coffee Cock Block-When you are trying to add milk or sugar to your coffee, or get a straw or napkin and the person at the station is strategically blocking everything and you can't get near it.

by jbnewengland June 15, 2010

cock block blocker blocker

A man or woman who blocks the cockblocker blocker, who there by unblocks the cockblocker, allowing him or her to block some cock.

Trish is a cock block blocker blocker below

trish grabed fred, the cockblocker block, in a heavy kiss, giving linsy all the time she needed to block sams cock from the drunk pary girl
Trish is a cock block blocker blocker
Hi sam :) Andrew biando

by moony99 January 11, 2008

cock block

One who prevents another from scoring with very hot girls.

Carrie cock blocked Dave by not leaving him alone with that really hot girl.

by RJK December 28, 2005

Kamikaze Cock Block

A cock block so massive, that no-one in the general area has a chance to score, not even the culprit.

Note: You do not have to be Japanese to pull this off...but it helps.

Fuji ruined everyone's time last night with that Kamikaze Cock Block, what a Fagasaurus Rex.

by Jip! December 14, 2006

cock-block

interupting on a buddy or someone while he is trying to get with a girl

Wow, that guy is being a real cock-block.

by Fava October 3, 2005