czechoslovakian wardog

First of all, I don't advise anyone to try this. A czechoslovakian wardog occurs when two guys stuff a girl in the ass at the same time. She then takes a shit with a widened asshole that comes out the shape of a cookie. The gentlemen then proceed to rub the girl's face in the feces, hold her head to an oven until the shit dries, then have her scratch it off her face.

- Dude, me and Mark gave Tina a czechoslovakian wardog the other night
- That's revolting, you scumbag

by kingofcrunk50 August 22, 2006

Charles Chavez of Chinese Czechoslovakia

Someone who is impossible to locate, someone who is very illusive or simply does not exist.

Bigfoot is like Charles Chavez of Chinese Czechoslovakia.

You shouldnt waste your time trying to locate someone by the name of Charles Chaves who hails from Chinese Czechoslovakia because such person does not exist.

by Gheyellah August 17, 2006

czecho

A nickname for the drug Meth (aka Crystal). It was invented in Czechoslovakia.

I had two grams of czecho last night...

by pisis September 16, 2006

Czechoslovakian golden shower

The nickname for the incredibly high fire rate of the VZ-61 Skorpion.

You here about Ivan? The KGB heard him dissenting against the Kremlin and hit him with the Czechoslovakian golden shower.

by Theleafdemon November 17, 2022

czechoslovakian hand grenade

Take a large shit and shape it into a hand grenade like shape. Place said shit into the freezer. Remove from freezer and ask party guests to stand in a circle. Play hot potato until the shit defrosts and splats upon someone’s hand.

Scott’s hand still smells after losing a game of Czechoslovakian hand grenade.

by Theshittiest April 4, 2023

small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

Not a long curved fruit which grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.

*points at banana* what is this?
Lie: It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

by CookieTheLoafer August 27, 2022

checho

Checho is Spanish slang for affectionate, cuddly or in some ways spoiled. It doesn't mean anything bad. It's a way to describe a feeling when someone is being whiny and/or wanting to cuddle or wants to be hugged. This is a very cutesy kind of word. Like when a baby just wants you to hug them and nuzzles into your chest . Or when your boyfriend/girlfriend are pouting and want to just lay together and cuddle

The baby is very checho, and he wants his mom.

My girlfriend was being checha and we ended up cuddling all afternoon

My boyfriend is very checho and sometimes he just wants to lay in bed and cuddle.

by Rosyhatake April 19, 2019