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Clart

The word clart means to shoot/inflict pain/hurt/kill . If you were to clart someone you are essentially trying to kill them.
Haroon your throat got clarted,
Abdullahs gona clart Haroon and Abdi tomorrow ,
by WobblyWhale May 24, 2018
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Clart

When the Clitoris Maximus exudes a large flatulation sending the clitoris into a rapid flapping and vibrating motion, usually followed by violent orgasms, vaginal discharge and sometimes explosive excrement. Also known as a clit fart
"OMG did you hear when Mariacarmen clarted during the meeting? There was poop all over the boardroom."
by KJizzo July 18, 2017
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Clart

When you do anal.Then you proceed with the cumming.Then she farts the cum out:Can only be achieved with a possible Muslim
Shit got wild last night,My girlfriend clarted all over the walls
by Footer scag December 21, 2019
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Clart

The type of fart where your buttcheeks clap together painfully.
by tree #1 July 19, 2014
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Clart

awwwww, there's clart on the ground AGAIN? the dog needs to be trained

past tense: Ya she clarted
future: are you gonna be clarting in there for a while? i need to shower
by Senathan Rome April 24, 2011
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Clarted

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
by pepargajeb November 10, 2020
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clart

To punch or knock someone out. Used as a threat.
‘I’ll clart you if you come here again!’
by largedog December 27, 2019
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