Dirty Clark

Clarks have a baseball fetish and they stick baseball bats up their asses or others asses.

Hot girl: OMG CLARK STICK THAT BASEBALL BAT UP MY ASS
Clark: My name is clark, dirty clark.

by Bruh bruh omg bruh May 20, 2019

Dick Clark

1) Full name Richard Wagstaff Clark, Dick Clark had his first major TV appearance as the host of "American Bandstand" in 1957. Nicknamed "The World's Oldest Teenager" for his ability to always be knowledgable about America's popular music. 2004 was the 30th anniversery of his anual hosting of "New Year's Rockin' Eve"
2) A man who seems to have figured out how to live forever.

This song has been around forever! It's so Dick Clark!

by Assessment January 2, 2004

The Dick Clark

A teabag "new years style". The teabagger covers his ballbag with glitter, the teabagee lays on her back counting down from 10 while the teabagger slowly lowers his nuts towards her face (like the ball dropping in Times Square). When the countdown reaches zero, the ballbag makes contact with the face and the teabagee screams in celebration.

Also known as "The Times Square".

Carolyn loves The Dick Clarke more than the usual teabag because it's more exciting.

by CDouble January 9, 2007

Dick Clark

An Invincible Man who has his own television special once a year on CBS after he leaves the Cryogenic holds of a new york laboratory. After his television special, he is frozen once again to retain his perpetual looks for all of eternity

When Nuclear Holocaust happens, Dick and Cockroaches will be the only thing still living.

by Chris.Pwn.J00 December 31, 2004

Dodie Clark

An amazing cinnamon roll. She is a singer/songwriter/youtuber.

She is the most incredible singer on the planet.
Everyone loves her.

"Hey, do you know who Dodie Clark is?"
"YES OHMYGOSH I LOVE HER SHE IS AMAZING"

by MyChemicalFallOutAtTheDisco May 22, 2017

Dick Clark Syndrome

When somebody looks the same as they did 20+ years ago.

I saw a lot of people at my Class reunion, but only a few had "Dick Clark Syndrome".

by Bush Donkey September 24, 2011

Dick Clark it

The act of staying home on New Year's Eve to watch the ball drop with Dick Clark on tv during his (or Ryan Seacrest's) "New Year's Rockin' Eve" tv show. This act occurs when you don't have any parties to go to; when you don't want to stay out all night with the rest of the drunk crazies; or, when you just get too old to care about it anymore.

I'm not sure what my plans will be for New Year's Eve. I might just stay home and Dick Clark it this year.

by Cole1010 January 10, 2008