A group discussion involving management types who lack any real substantive knowledge of the topic at hand. The outcome of which is a decision that adversely affects those who are actually tasked to do the work. A circle jerk is almost always followed by a clusterfuck.
Because management got together and decided this in a circle jerk, I'm left to deal with this clusterfuck.
by Thomas Joseph May 13, 2005
When a Group Of Men Masturbate in a Circle and all Ejaculate onto a Cookie. Whoever Ejaculates the Least, has to Eat the Cookie.
by A Man Plan Panama February 10, 2010
A group of battling males get together to masterbate and compete in races to see who can "jizz" first or the most.
by Matt Bellerive June 28, 2006
by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 25, 2016
by Karl T September 27, 2005
A webmaster lingo for a website that redirects traffic from one website to a circle of websites, to "jerk" or otherwise pester the surfer to eventually purchase something due to frustration of being redirected from page to page that lacks content. Porn TGP are commonly known to employ circle jerk tactics.
Google "TGP porn" and see how hard it is to get to the page you really want. Few TGP are legitimate like thehun that don't have circle jerk scripts.
by flashbang65535 October 26, 2006
John: You goin' cow-tippin' tonight?
Joe: No, we done did that last night. Come on over for a circle jerk at 7:00. We have a picture of Suzy in a yellow polka-dot bikini.
John: I hope we don't get no spots on her.
Joe: No, we done did that last night. Come on over for a circle jerk at 7:00. We have a picture of Suzy in a yellow polka-dot bikini.
John: I hope we don't get no spots on her.
by Wanna C. Mine May 10, 2003