Cincinnati beef patty

1. The amorphous putty-like shit that sometimes accompanies Natty Splatties.

2. a. The activity of choice in White Trash scat porn. b. The White Trash analog to a Cleveland Steamer.

1. Johnson felt like splurging this weekend. He passed up his usual PBR and Beast Ice and indulged in some high quality Natural Light. After drinking about 30 he passed out next to Tami-Lynn. Upon waking the next morning he felt a rampage in his bowels. Instead of running to the toilet (it was too far) he proceed to turn on his windows 98 & webcam and leave a fresh Cincinnati beef patty on Tami-Lynn's chest. She was pleased. They then sold the cinematic masterpiece to RedTube for about $30, where the video still remains to this day under the "Wild and Crazy" section.

2. Darryl consumed too much natty light last night. Not surprisingly he awoke the next day with the natty splatties. After discharging most of the liquid, he decided to be productive with the rest of the contents of his bowels and leave a nice Cincinnati beef patty on Brandy.

by monstertruckdriver February 13, 2014

Cincinnati Roundabout

When two people are in a heated argument, but neither is talking about the same thing.

John and Harold have both been sleeping with karren. When John confronted Harold about dipping in his sauce, Harold began yelling at john taunting him with the delicious sauce. John was referring to Harold sleeping with Karren, while Harold was referring to the delicious bottle of ranch in the fridge. They are both arguing about different things, Classic Cincinnati Roundabout!

by Harrison_P_Thatcher June 4, 2014

Cincinnati Handshake

This is when a man while shaking your one hand also grabs and shakes your dick and balls with his other hand.

I was at Tilden the other night and this guy gave me a Cincinnati Handshake. I said "it's time to go" and we all left.

by DJRanderson March 31, 2016

Cincinnati Swan Dive

Highly dangerous sexual maneuver performed when a man is engaged in the doggy style position at the the edge of a balcony. Suddenly and in one motion he grabs her by both arms, climaxes, and thrusts her off the balcony full force while showering her with semen as she falls.

Since her Cincinnati Swan Dive and the damage done to the left side of her brain, Deborah cannot speak and has been eating out of a straw.

by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016

Cincinnati Platter

Combines best of both worlds...a golden shower and cleveland steamer performed simultaneously. This will satisfy the biggest of appetites.

Dom went to visit KB in DC and unbeknownst to him she was planning to perform a Cincinnati Platter, he enjoyed it immensely.

by WhoDey10 January 16, 2010

Cinco de Mayo

1 : literally, the fifth of May

2a : a holiday celebrated by millions of Mexican nationals in America with notable festivity and drunkenness to commemorate their heritage and pride in the greatness of a country they couldn't wait to leave

2b : a holiday celebrated in Mexico by a small number of Mexicans with overwrought sadness and drunkenness to lament their expulsion from America by the Border Patrol <see also, el día de los muertos>

We wildly waved the la Bandera de México at the East LA Cinco de Mayo festival to protest those nasty gringos who won't defund the Border Patrol so they can afford to increase our welfare checks and medical care.

"Happy Cinco de Mayo! Now go kill some Gringo Bastardos!" Jose Angel Gutierrez

by J. Myars May 5, 2009

Chnackilt

A traditional east African towel, usually containing artistic renditions of animals native to Africa, such as giraffes and lions.

This garment however is usually worn by low class and seemnigly mentally disabled members of society.

Dude did you see the chnackilt on that guy? what a retard

by ballsack_sniffer9000 March 6, 2020