The act of masturbating in front of a mirror while crying. The mirror is essential to creating the appropriate levels of self loathing required to bring forth tears.
Simon didn't know whether to use his last tissue to wipe his tears, or the spunk that was sliding down the mirror after his latest chutching session.
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"Yo bro, why isnt Jake here going vertical on some kegstands?" "I dunno. He's probably just home chuching"
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A wonderful act in a similar vein to the 'Dirty Sanchez' except the lucky recepient has a lovely 'poo cigar' in their gob as opposed to a poo moustache smeared on their top lip.
Snuck up on teh Mrs while she was asleep.. managed to leave her with a Dirty Churchill... she was furious when she woke up.
(she couldnt find a lighter)
(she couldnt find a lighter)
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Get the Brandon Churchill mug.A psychological condition that occurs in church people who spend too much time in church. It is caracterised by a urge to blow every situation out of a proportion. Simple, conversations between a male and female are viewed by other church people as a full blown relationship or a crush. Actions occuring between any two people of the opposite gender are almost always viewed as more than what it really is.
New guy in church is commenting on a church girls pictures on facebook and is texting her and socializing with her. Because, the new guy is new to church he does not see anything wrong with what he is doing. But because church girl and the rest of the church have churchinitis they begin to believe that he must be in love with her.
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