Chub

A breed of fish resembling a small carp. These fish are small, terrible and when caught, display the amateur abilities of the fisherman who caught it. When caught, said fisherman will more than likely be verbally abused/hazed by his more dominant alpha male friends.

Hey man, when’s the last time you caught a chub?

It’s been a while. I remember pork chop used to blow them up with black cats when he caught them out of the creek.

by Lurays elocutioner September 03, 2019

Chub

-proper N. A man with a chub.

-N. A penis whose girth is twice the number of centimenters than it's length.
--See also, "patty"

-V. To abscond with, often for the purpose of feeding one's fat ass.

Sue: So, betty, was donald any good?
Betty: No, he was a chub tub.
Sue: What's that?
Betty: It's when the cock looks like a half black, half asian. To make it worse, he chubbed my panties and half of my fridge

by Dill Dough February 16, 2004

Chub

Slang for a pouch of chewing tobacco that one would insert into the lower lip. Coined by Kenny Semelsberger and Adam cox of Strongsville, Ohio.

Dude, I really want to throw in a chub right now.

Andrew: Wanna chub?

Kenny: No, that stuff is bad for you.

by Kenny Semelsberger November 10, 2009

Chub

Noun. A marijuana cigarette (aka a Joint) that is of normal length but excessively thick.

Me and Benny went up the hill and smoked a chub before the party.

by Arrbear August 21, 2005

Chub

Chub ; (Verb) To purposefully punch someone's boob, weather it is yours or someone else's, with the intention of it bouncing.

Kyler wasn't expecting Dilon to chub her when they walked outside.
Tana couldn't stop chubbing herself on her way to work.

by ArtemisCoolAid May 29, 2016

Chub

A form of dog food that comes in a thin sheath bought from cheap High Street shops.

Jordan, pass me the chub.

by Ben Small October 12, 2004

Chub

During oral sex when one party vomits up on the upon the other party

"dude she totally chubbed on me last night"

by Sane Zackett August 14, 2008