Chris Browned

To inflict major bruises and/or cuts.

He/She got on my nerves, so i had to chris browned him/her back.

by xplosivo March 11, 2009

Chris Browned

Adj. To beat someone senseless.

Some guy called me a chowder head so I "Chris Browned" him.

How did your team do in the finals?
We "Chris Browned" the crap out of them!

by Rapscallion Sprinklewitt III March 27, 2009

Chris Browned

Beating the crap out of your girlfriend at a public venue

Linny: Wow, did you see Jen's face today?

Rich: Yeah, her boyfriend Chris Browned the shit out of her last night after the awards banquet

by Zq8playboy February 22, 2009

Chris Browned

getting bitch slapped/ hit so hard that it would look like chris brown did it

girl: did you see Britney
girl 2: yeah, she was totally Chris browned by mike. He's a giant dick

by wiggly dick September 29, 2014

Chris Browned

To get a beat down. Usually involving a man and a woman. But can be a man to man confrontation.

Relates back to the Chris Brown-Rihanna incident.

can also be; Chris Brown, Chris Browning, Chris Brownage. etc

Girl if you keep cheatin on yo man. He gon' find out and youll get Chris Browned

by jaajypoo February 15, 2009

Chris Browned

The act of hitting your gf/bf such as Chris Brown did to Rihanna.

Damn she just Chris Browned his ass!! Damn what happened to your face? I got Chris Browned.

by xXxFlipxChuloxXx February 20, 2009

Chris Browned

To get punched, bit, slapped by a man for backtalking or accusing of cheating.

"Shut you're ass up before you get Chris Browned"

by Hello Kitty22 April 12, 2009