Chow mein Snatch

When a 24 year old sham artist pretends to be asexual but tries to seduce every man in their radius.

"Michael, I don't want your Chow mein Snatch, I am a 31 year old man"

by kingwinstonluvr7 July 18, 2023

Chowmining

To sleep with someone with your legs twisted with the other person's legs arbitrarily.

I fell asleep chowmining with my friend last night, while he binged the entire last season of Game of Thrones.

by Dravo February 22, 2024

Chomein

Is When a child predator is at a Chinese restaurant eating Lo Mein while wafting for a child that he has been talking to on the internet

"Look. I bet that guy is a Chomein"
"What a Freak!"

by cronkl January 8, 2024

dirt chow mein

one of those people who dictates evilly while participating in school activities

yo dirt chow mein changed my stuff

by fuzzynipples February 21, 2008

Chabhavs chow mein

Best thing ever. No cap. So good

Chabhavs chow mein is in town

by ookfnbfv March 29, 2022

“Beef Chow Mein”

When one man shits in another man’s curly hair.

Possibly the reason for Warren Zaman’s smirk in the music video for Warewolves of London

He got “Beef Chow Maned” when he drank too much and passed out at the party

Bobby says he’s gonna give johnny a nice big helping of “beef chow mein” on their 3rd date

by Chlap D’Ahough November 30, 2025