chaffed banana

when a girl scrapes your wang when going down on you,

Theresa gave me a chaffed banana, so I gave her a dirty pog

by kung-pow January 26, 2003

Chuffed to the muff

To be extremely pleased with oneself

Larissa's achievements were so amazing, she is entitled to be chuffed to the muff.

by Dagitator November 14, 2011

chuffed to bits

to be really pleased

I am really chuffed to bits by your ba-donka-donk.

by fenotter October 11, 2011

chuffed

To be quite proud of ones self.

I just had my first backshot experience, i'm so chuffed!

by SOPHisACE November 21, 2001

Chuffed to Bits

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.

"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"

by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019

Cheffed the opps

To stab, kill or wound an opp/someone from a rival gang

1."Boys let's go and chef the opps"
2."We've cheffed the opps"

by UK Meanings January 21, 2021

chuffed

Proud, or happy, or pleased with ones self or the situation.

Can also mean overly pleased with oneself (sarcastic chuffed) when it isn't deserved, if you're a chav.

Not to be confused with chuff, which can refer to a female's privates, or chuffpipe which can refer to anus/asshole, or chuffer, which is a insult or derogatory label for a person.

I'm chuffed to bits because I've just won 50 quid on a scratch card!

by bigperk January 7, 2016