Chocolate vanilla swirl

The act of jacking off into a toilet bowl, then before flushing deciding to take a shit to conserve water.

X: Man I just made the biggest chocolate vanilla swirl of my life
Y: Gross man, really Gross

by darrwinter March 28, 2015

Chocolate Vanilla Swirl

When you shit and cum in a condom. Then you freeze the condom, then when your partner is ready. Put the swirl up their ass and proceed to fuck them

“Oh my god I just did a chocolate vanilla swirl”
“Nice!”

by Ghettobooty6161 October 2, 2019

Chocolate And Vanilla Swirl

When a crazy black woman becomes obsessed with a preppy white woman and starts stalking her. She calls her 'dandelion' and they become a chocolate and vanilla swirl

Crazy Eyes: I'm going to call you dandelion because they are pretty and yellow, just like you.
Piper: ooh, ohh *runs away*
Piper: hats going oh?
Guard: Closing the track
Piper: Why?
Guard: budget cuts, no staff to cover it
Piper: bug I have to run, its the only thing that makes me feel normal
Guard: y'all gonna have to do ya swirl some place else
Piper: swirl?
Crazy eyes: Chocolate and vanilla swirl!

by Ionlemonpoo September 19, 2014

Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl

it’s when two people are fucking one is a light bright and the other one is darkskin and he cums then bam he gave you the chocolate vanilla swirl

i dream about him giving me a chocolate and vanilla swirl every night

by sexeducator September 22, 2021

Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl

When you shit on your index and fiddle finger and then ejaculate on the same index and middle finger and then proceed to rub together these two ingredients to make the perfect Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl. The Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl is a tasty treat to enjoy by yourself or with friends. Most people prefer eating it directly off the fingers but you can also use a spoon if you choose.

Charlie has a Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl every night after his dinner.

by Bemo January 17, 2019

All Natural Chocolate Vanilla Swirl

The act of taking a shit and freezing it in with someone else's vanilla ice cream

God dammit he got us again with his All Natural Chocolate Vanilla Swirl

by Invadethezim September 24, 2011

Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl

A brown/dark skinned woman or man being in a relationship with a white man or woman.

Person 1: Those two, they’re like a chocolate and vanilla swirl.

Person 2: Mhm, they’re so cute together.

by Luka >0< November 9, 2024