Chiv Match

/’Shiv/

Noun

1.) When you are about to win a wrestling match and get pined in the last 3 seconds

Zack Chivers: Yo, my last match was a chiv match!

Alex deanglieas: damn that sucks.

by Brownridge February 16, 2019

Chivs

Rapidly ages your body inside and outside. Gives you the appearance of a 40 year old sex offender with the personality of Charles Manson on bath salts.

Guy 1: Do you know why Bill looks like he's been doing a paper round since 1980?
Guy 2: Oh he was just born with the Chivs.

by MagicFingerer December 13, 2017