Chestes

Succulent milk containment units of the human female. Flat chicks are known for having internal Chestes, meaning they don't feel immense pain when punched lightly on the chest. Despite sounding great, there are health risks to internal Chestes. For one thing, these cannot produce thick, course milky goodness, rather, these produce what is known as milky gaseousness. This acts as a natural male repellent, which is great if you're a feminist, though in that case you don't have to worry about getting a boyfriend anyway. Internal Chestes are also believed to be correlated with a deadly disease known as Boobulous denysucculentious. This disease causes females to think boobs don't matter. They do.

"That chick got some nice Chestes."

by Wasp humper December 3, 2018

Chestie

A shirtless selfie showing off (usually male) pecs and abs, tanned, toned and trimmed

Hey, Ralph sent me a chestie and that dude is ripped!

LOL Donny's chestie showed flab more than abs!

by Creed Cur March 20, 2019

chosties

When you are doing lines of something with your friends.

They couldn't wait for the e to kick in, so they opted for chosties instead.

by spinge June 28, 2005

Chestesticles

Not just boobs, but when a man's testicles are on a woman's boobs/chest they become "Chestesticles"!!!!

When giving me a blow job, she get's them chestesticles!

by Domino4life8 December 6, 2015

Chetties

a Christian girl or boy or a group of them

hey “chettie”
look it’s the chetties!!

by chetties December 2, 2019

Chesttesticles

Funny way of saying boob

That bitch has big fat chesttesticles

by SqueegeeMan. April 6, 2023

Chestise

A mental increase from being flashed by your spouse or female partner daily

Your very “chestise” after being flashed by her aren’t you Brady

by Arron bishop October 17, 2023