Charlie Brown

(v.) - To gripe, complain, or otherwise natter on about something that no one really cares about, usually after bad news has been delivered. From the noise the adults made in the Charlie Brown movies

The customer Charlie Browned me for a while after I voided her warranty, then asked for a supervisor. I was more than happy to transfer her.

by Arturo88 March 7, 2011

Charlie Brown

A sex act wherein when you're doing a girl from behind, you suddenly give her a charlie horse in the thigh as hard as you can, making her fall to the ground. Then you take a dump on the back of her head.

My girlfriend was screaming too loudly during sex and waking the neighbors, so I had to Charlie Brown her. We are no longer together.

by MexicanJester May 22, 2008

Charlie Brown

The act of your lover taking a dump on your chest, and then taking two fingers and smearing the poop in a zig-zag pattern over your stomach like Charlie Brown's shirt.

"Jen is bringing a blue tarp tonight, she is going to give me a charlie brown"

by bigbootyhos November 15, 2012

Charlie Brown

Code word homosexuals use to connect with other homosexuals. in other words "I'm interested."

gay: Charlie Brown?
gay2: Charlie Brown!
both: yay!!!

gay: Charlie Brown?
straight: What? um no, my name's Jim
gay: Oh, well this is humiliating

by adeleBeautiful01 December 12, 2010

Charlie Brown

A variation of the Vietnamese Steamer but with a more holistic, fiber enriched diet. The poop comes out healthier, less spicy and pungent. It's identical to the Cleveland Steamer in style and substance, but performed exclusively on Vietnamese soil or by native Vietnamese people on foreign soil.

Liptang was eating a lot of broccoli so he could give his girlfriend a Charlie Brown for Tet.

by CSuckinhell April 3, 2009

Charlie Brown

A dumb person who continues to act like a fool despite being heckled by various people.

'Look at that fucking Charlie Brown over there! Oi! Charlie!'

by Steevee Bee August 24, 2005

Charlie Brown

A sexual action. When your fucking this cheap hoe in the ass really good, then she shit diariea all over your dick, then as pay back, you shove your shit covered cock in her mouth, causing her to throw up, than you say "How you like that Charlie Brown, BITCH!"

Guy: *shoves shit cover dick in sluts mouth* "How you like that Charlie Brown, BITCH!"

Slutty Ass Bitch: MMMmmMmmMMmmmmmmmm......*throws up*

by The Alabama Kid June 14, 2008