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Centipede Horse 

A mythological horse demon which haunts the entire Northern United States. Legend depicts it as being long and snakelike, with the head of a horse and one hundred legs.

It is rarely seen, as it only moves at night. The only sign of it's movement is the sound of an entire heard of horses galloping.
Person 1: "Did you hear horses galloping outside last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but I didn't think there where horses around here?"
Person 3: "It was probably the Centipede Horse."
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Centipede Swag

Having or displaying almost unmeasurable swag
Having swag x100
"Ima get my centipede swag on tonight"

"dude you see that guy Blake?" "he has centipede swag"

Centipede Multi 

Having a multi/parlay bet with at least 10 legs needed to win.
Bloody hell, hit an absolute centipede multi the other day, 26 legs and it paid out 12k!
Centipede Multi by PutTheHouseOnIt September 15, 2022

house centipede 

A harmless, yet scary-ass creature about the length of your finger that looks like it glides when it walks. It is also covered in hair and looks like it has way more legs than it does. If you spot one of these and you aren't expecting it, you will most likely shit yourself. insect bug centipede
me: "JESUS CHRIST" *runs to get large book to smush house centipede*
house centipede by Donkeytron April 24, 2007

Best Buy Mobile Centipede 

The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.
Gus called the boys of his team into work early and had them make the Best Buy Mobile centipede.

Human Boobi-centipede 

The moment when several females (most of the time strippers) give a motorboat to and equivalent number of male. Each Female after a certain time (30 sec to couple minutes) will have to move to her right in an orderly fashion so that every male of the group is motor boated by every girls.

In the end it does look like a centipede of boobs moving.

first invented in Budapest @ P2 Club in 2014 by a group of french lads.
Hey Peter what should we do for Sam stag do we 12 and don't have a good group activity ?

Well, let's organize him an Human Boobi-centipede at the strip club for him

Awesome idea can't wait to see 24 boobs !
Human Boobi-centipede by Wilbaune September 18, 2014

human centipede on a stick 

A sexual act, performed during an orgy and similar to a human centipede, in which an absurdly long dildo is inserted into one person's anus so far until it exits the mouth, after which it continues into the next person's anus and so on until everyone is skewered.
Person 1: 'Hey, are you gonna be at the party next week? We're gonna be doing a human centipede on a stick.'

Person 2: 'Steve, what the fuck.'