Catching the Crazy Turkey

A term coined by Ryan Haywood a.k.a. "The Mad King" of Achievement Hunter for savage, poultry drive sex. It begins with wild turkey, and it ends with sex in a bed.

"What happened to Michael last night?" "Oh... He was catching the crazy turkey."

by Im Case December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

Having vigorous sex in a bed after capturing a wild turkey and killing a chicken.

You and Lindsay have been catching the crazy turkey over in her bed

by Stjimmy December 13, 2014

To catch the crazy turkey

To have sex.

Michael and Lindsay went over there to catch the crazy turkey.

by TooApologetic December 14, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act in which 6 chickens, Michael, and Lindsay (as a bird) gather in a bed and make sweet, sweet eggs.

Michael, you're busy over there in Lindsay's bed catching the crazy turkey.

by cjfrey96 December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

The act of having sex with your girlfriend when she is dressed as a bird

Michael: my bed is not for your chicken

Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there

by lilnitewing December 13, 2014

to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.

You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!

by Rasus January 31, 2015

Catching the crazy turkey

Catching the crazy turkey is a sexual act, usually done during the Cow Girl position, where in both the male and female flap their arms without rhythm and gobble savagely.

Michael and Lindsay received complaints from their neighbors because they spent the night catching the crazy turkey.

by Flynt Cole December 13, 2014