Catching the Crazy Turkey

A term coined by Ryan Haywood a.k.a. "The Mad King" of Achievement Hunter for savage, poultry drive sex. It begins with wild turkey, and it ends with sex in a bed.

"What happened to Michael last night?" "Oh... He was catching the crazy turkey."

by Im Case December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

Having vigorous sex in a bed after capturing a wild turkey and killing a chicken.

You and Lindsay have been catching the crazy turkey over in her bed

by Stjimmy December 13, 2014

To catch the crazy turkey

To have sex.

Michael and Lindsay went over there to catch the crazy turkey.

by TooApologetic December 14, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act in which 6 chickens, Michael, and Lindsay (as a bird) gather in a bed and make sweet, sweet eggs.

Michael, you're busy over there in Lindsay's bed catching the crazy turkey.

by cjfrey96 December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

The act of having sex with your girlfriend when she is dressed as a bird

Michael: my bed is not for your chicken

Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there

by lilnitewing December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

It starts with a turkey...and ends with sex in a bed.

Mogar was catching the crazy turkey last night

by Gold team 16 February 27, 2018

catching the crazy turkey

Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)

Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by Silverbeamm December 14, 2014