A term coined by Ryan Haywood a.k.a. "The Mad King" of Achievement Hunter for savage, poultry drive sex. It begins with wild turkey, and it ends with sex in a bed.
by Im Case December 13, 2014
by Stjimmy December 13, 2014
To have sex.
by TooApologetic December 13, 2014
A sexual act in which 6 chickens, Michael, and Lindsay (as a bird) gather in a bed and make sweet, sweet eggs.
by cjfrey96 December 13, 2014
Michael: my bed is not for your chicken
Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there
Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there
by lilnitewing December 13, 2014
To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
by Rasus December 12, 2014
They were catching the crazy turkey last night
by Qmandogawesome December 13, 2014