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Catching the Crazy Turkey

A term coined by Ryan Haywood a.k.a. "The Mad King" of Achievement Hunter for savage, poultry drive sex. It begins with wild turkey, and it ends with sex in a bed.
"What happened to Michael last night?" "Oh... He was catching the crazy turkey."
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catching the crazy turkey

Having vigorous sex in a bed after capturing a wild turkey and killing a chicken.
You and Lindsay have been catching the crazy turkey over in her bed
by Stjimmy December 13, 2014
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To catch the crazy turkey

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catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act in which 6 chickens, Michael, and Lindsay (as a bird) gather in a bed and make sweet, sweet eggs.
Michael, you're busy over there in Lindsay's bed catching the crazy turkey.
by cjfrey96 December 13, 2014
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catching the crazy turkey

The act of having sex with your girlfriend when she is dressed as a bird
Michael: my bed is not for your chicken

Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there
by lilnitewing December 13, 2014
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to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!
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catching the crazy turkey

It starts with a turkey...and ends with sex in a bed.
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