cat in the bath

It's a cat in a bathtub.

Whiskers is filthy. I'm going to put the cat in the bath.

by brookelynfd December 5, 2017

cat in the bathroom

Euphemism for having sex. You don't want your cat staring you down in the middle of the act, so you put them in the bathroom.

"Did you hear? Kathy and Derek put the cat in the bathroom last night!"

by NorthernNovice January 15, 2014

cat in the bathtub

When a man tries to put his balls into somebody's asshole.

Example: I tried the cat in the bathtub last night. What is that? I tried to put my balls in my wife's ass. How was that? You every try putting a cat in the bathtub?

by Bathman0922 September 20, 2013

cat in a bathtub

Ok first off, I've seen this as dog in the bathtub on this site and it is wrong. Dogs love water, cats hate water. Which is why when you are fucking a girl in the ass and manage to get your nuts up in her too it is called cat in the bathtub. Have you ever tried to keep a cat in a bathtub? It is about as tough as getting both nuts up a girls ass.

I was fucking me Julie in the ass last night and I stuffed my nuts in her ass too. Man, she thrashed around like a cat in a bathtub!

by Lebonier March 30, 2005

Cat in a Bathtub

A sexual act involving trying to push your testicles into someone's anal cavity during non-participatory guy on girl intercourse.
Usually done to try to get more enthusiastic involvement from your partner.

"Man, I was banging Shana the other night, and she was laying there all comatose, so I tried stuffing my balls in her ass... It was like trying to stick a cat in a bathtub..."

by Turd Ferguson 74 March 5, 2009

bathing a cat

No matter what you do, you can't win. A situation so fucked up that it's pointless to try to fix it.

When my wife walked in on me and my girlfriend (who thought i was single), I figured it was best not to talk. It would be like bathing a cat

by Da Man too June 30, 2008

catbath

The act of licking somone over his or her entire body as a sexual favor.

Guy 1: Dude, did you end up getting Kelly that purse she wanted for her birthday?
Guy 2: Nah man, I was super low on cash so i gave her a catbath instead. She said it was the best present ever.
Guy 1: Damn, you two are getting pretty serious.

I could really use a catbath. I hope my girlfriend is in the mood to give me one tonight.

by sweetlou867 November 10, 2009