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The Cat in the Hat (2026 film)

A movie that was supposed to released today, but the dumbasses at Warner Bros. delayed it.
DAMN IT, The Cat in the Hat (2026 film) was delayed!

Hat In The Cat 

When you're scrumpin' and you've been going at it so long that your condom slips off your weenis, and gets stuck in her vagina. That's a Hat in the Cat.
"We were at it for over an hour when I noticed things weren't right. So when I looked down, I saw that we'd accomplished a Hat in the Cat."
Hat In The Cat by Derpa Derpa March 25, 2005