Carcolepsy

Sudden, excessive sleepiness incurred in a car.

Because I have carcolepsy, I fall asleep everytime I drive.

by AmyShu March 7, 2017

Carcolepsyphobia

The irrational fear of sitting in a car with someone suffering from carcolepsy.

I have carcolepsyphobia, so don't t you dare fall asleep in the car Tony.

by Liewe Heksie van CSV November 1, 2018

Carolepsy

When someone falls asleep upon entering a vehicle

"he always falls sleep when were driving somewhere I think he has carolepsy'

by Bluffingcloud August 16, 2017

Carcolepsy

When something occurs in the car and you're not sure if it really happened due to extreme fatigue.

Dude, I think he just stopped on the highway but I might be having some serious carcolepsy.

by KDF42 April 19, 2018

Carolepsy

A condition in which an individual falls asleep during car rides frequently.

Yo Stacie, you fall asleep in the car a lot during car rides. I think you have carolepsy.

by Howdypartner23 March 10, 2018

Carcolepsy

The tendency of falling asleep right as the car starts moving. For example your have to take your friends kid to there sports practice and you get in the car and you almost pull a Wilbur (Wilbur Soot) aka almost fucking dying. When this happens the car starts moving you crash Into another car and when you do this you realize ah shit this is gonna be bad so your friend cusses you out and your sitting there like "fuck off Mary ur boyfriend was a hoe anyways then their like ugh wow well ur dads the one that's been sleeping with me. After this happens you've ruined a friendship and you hate your dad. :)

Dammit that fucking carcolepsy

by Email me at... loser u thought December 10, 2021

Carcolepsy

Carcolepsy (verb, noun,fuck*! U choose)
Carcolepsy is a condition that most often is denied by the person who has it. Often brushed off as being tired af from the days work (even though u were off that day) carcolepsy can attack at any moment of the car ride whether it's in motion or not but be advised it will definitely happen Everytime ( husband who has it being heard in background saying NOT EVERY TIME.)

TREATMENT: DONT LET THEM DRIVE EVER! THEY WILL MAKE U BELIEVE CAFFEINE WILL HELP OR TALKING TO SOMEONE OR EVEN RADIO HELPS BUT DONT BELIEVE THEM THEY WERE PROBLY TALKING IN THERE SLEEP THEN TOO! KEEP THE KEYS FROM THEM AND SAVE LIVES PEOPLE !

KID: I don't want dad to drive us mom can u drive PLEASE?

DAD: WHAT WHY?!
KID: I DONT WANT TO DIE
DAD: I FELL ASLEEP ONE TIME!

MOM: YES ILL TAKE U, (LAUGH AT HUBBY) CARCOLEPSY!

by Katknowsbestbitch June 10, 2022