brown cardigan

when a girl sits on a guy's shoulders, facing the guy, and shits on his chest as he eats her out

I had to take a shower after that chick gave me a brown cardigan

by wumpas69 December 5, 2009

cardioventricueeler

This means to fuck someone until they run out of breath.

i'm going to make her cardioventricueel tonight.
She suffered a cardioventricueeler that night!!!

by Deadpanleon123 March 19, 2017

Cardiotaction

Able to touch the hearts of others

The boys cardiotaction was evident when he consoled his sister

by Superkimchiwarrior March 17, 2020

ass cardigan

Similar to ass hat but with the cranium and large part of the upper torso shoved up in there too

Barry is an ass hat but Gary is an ass cardigan.

by mjcheez September 27, 2019

Cardiomasterbation

To make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. Named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart's imaginary penis.

"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)

by ihatecejay October 16, 2008

Cardinal Cardigan

Perfected in Ireland, A sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except with a redhead.

"My boyfriend Henry O'Malligan ruined St. Patrick's Day by giving me a Cardinal Cardigan."

by Kid A+ March 24, 2009

jesus christ in a cardigan sweater

a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.

Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"

Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"

by Robert Barnett August 16, 2006