Mom: Your little cousin is so hyper!
Me: It’s all that goddamn candy you’ve been giving her.
Mom: Watch your mouth!
Me: It’s all that goddamn candy you’ve been giving her.
Mom: Watch your mouth!
by ur local fat hooker April 15, 2020

by The goatee white boy October 26, 2019

A wonderful mixture of sweet deliciousness wich will make your mouth water as you see someone else eat it.
Human 1:**Gasps**
Human 2: what?
Human 1: is that...candy?
Human 2: yes...
Human 1: **Grabs candy screaming you will never catch me**
Human 2: ummm ok then
Human 2: what?
Human 1: is that...candy?
Human 2: yes...
Human 1: **Grabs candy screaming you will never catch me**
Human 2: ummm ok then
by Hi Hoomans! February 18, 2019

Euphemism for child porn.
by kawaiiphilo June 9, 2018

by TheRealBarakObama May 30, 2019

Just another word for plastic jewlery. Normally flashy colorful dress up jewlery worn by not only ravers buy stupid emo's.
by Selly420 April 10, 2006

Candy is like 2 describe an ol skool ride, like a classic Impala, that has multiple high clear gloss coats on it.
by India in Tx. November 9, 2004
