cantankerous

Having sex with a prostitute, upside down while eating a marshmallow.

give john some privacy. He is cantankerous.

by bobby boxter November 25, 2013

Cantankerous

bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative.

Wow, can you believe Carol from accounting? What a cantankerous bitch.

by Spunty January 21, 2016

cantankerous

Someone who is super cranky, usually in a sorority (SDT) and may also be a diver.

I wish she wasn't such a bitch; she's so cantankerous.

by lameobitch January 23, 2009

Cantankerous Mailman

The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.

Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

cantankerous

Someone who is old and crabby. Annoys you to no end.

OZK was being cantankerous when he refused to tell me what I wanted to know.

by JC Hats January 9, 2008

cantankerous nipples

the malformation of nipples to the size of basketballs. Commonly known as the Olivia Sullivan disease.

My nipples are huge and fungus like, they are cantankerous nipples

by ellalalalala February 23, 2011

Cadaverous

Probably the best (sarcasm:worst) leather set item in World of Warcraft.

After Aku and Leto obtaining the Cadaverous Garb at the same time, their lives transformed.. and they became

*drum roll*

THE CADAVEROUS BROS

"cB.Leto pawned Dotaprogamer's head for 150 Gold!"

"The Scourge are owning!"

by Stim September 4, 2005