crandall tx

Home town of the one and only Colton Mathis.

Man I wished I was from Crandall TX.

by Cocomatmat May 1, 2018

Mrs. Crandall

The worlds most succulent and potent feminine specimen, whose beauty and voluptuousness are not of this planet. She is hardly a mortal being.

Mrs. Crandall has shown me splendors far beyond the comprehension of man.

by TopPussyCritic November 6, 2023

Crandall

To screw something up. To make a huge mistake.

Things were going well until joe had to Crandall the whole thing

by Raidermike June 14, 2021

Crandall

An absolute bitch boy who stays inside his room all day when we want to have a good time. Always too busy playing video games with his twink friends. He is the pinnacle of gay

Person1: Yo do you know Crandall?
Person2: Yeah he’s my male wife boytoy twink tied up in my garage rn
Person1: oh hell yeah I just beat those cheeks up last week

by SuperSoakedSlimySnake November 11, 2025