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Los Angeles Chargers

The team that always loses because of special teams in the NFL. Simple.
The Los Angeles Chargers suck at special teams
by Franktank_2006 December 9, 2020
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chargie

guy: yo that girl is cute
me: nah back off thats my chargie
by n’xsh June 2, 2018
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charger

A muscle car made by Dodge from 1966 to 1974. The '68 Hemi Charger could do 0-60 in 4.8 seconds. By the way, the was an auto w/ 3.54 gears that they tested. The '69 Hemi 500 model could do that 1/4-mile in the low 13-second range at over 110mph. Most Charger's topped out at around 140mph.

Biggest Problem: Too small of brakes
Dodge sold almost 100k Charger's in 1968.
by Mya Jadg September 27, 2005
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San Diego Chargers

A professional football team that has super-human and invincible abilities in the regular season, but once the calendar hits January, the entire team is inflicted with a form of mental retardation that includes using your head to attack another player,thinking you are a soccer player and kicking red flags thrown on the field, missing kicks that a paraplegic could make, running up the middle for half a yard every 1st down, and any time type of choking known to man.

So much choking occurs at Qualcomm Stadium in January that a prostitute would laugh. Many health organizations no longer teach the Heimlich Maneuver, but rather, the Kaeding Remover. Supporting this team is comparable to supporting the local drug dealer.
Chargers Fan #1: Dude! The San Diego Chargers are going all the way! This is the year we go ALL THE WAY! We have the top offense and defense in the league!

Chargers Fan #2: Oh fuck...

Chargers fan #1: What? What is it?!

Chargers Fan #2: It's January now....

Chargers Fan #1: HOLY ^%&$

Chargers Fan #2: Let's hope Kaeding misses the flight....

Chargers Fan #1: He better.......because he fucking sucks.
by Boltz17 May 24, 2011
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dodge charger

A much better car than a ford mustang.
my dodge charger owned mari's mustang gt. fords suck
by shaughn June 11, 2006
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Nick Chartier

A small very unclever rodent in which you may stumble upon in the wilderness enjoying several diverse varieties of nuts and acorns. May be identified by two oversized front teeth poking from its lips. This wonderful creature has the cheek capacity of a small apartment complex. Usually has a brownish nose from repetitive ass kissing of its peers. Can be mistaken as a chipmunk or small squirrel. Spends nearly every weekend traveling home for uncontrollable mating rituals.
did you see that thing crouching in the bushes outside, it looked kind of like a nick Chartier.

Did you see that kid at the party, he was defiantly pulling a nick Chartier

Did brandon go home this weekend? Yeah, He pulled a Nick Chartier

That new coworker is quite the suckass.. he is really being a Nick Chartier
by one lonely acorn March 27, 2009
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Dodge Charger

The most beautiful car in the whole wide world. Sexy, hot, gorgeous.
Fe since you love the Dodge Charger so much ... why don't you marry it? I probably would if I could.
by Fefebinx September 28, 2006
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