i.w.y.t.e.m.o.t.i.c.i.y.m.t.i.w.y.t.p.m

I want you to eat me out till i cum in your mouth then i want you to please me.

Girl: i.w.y.t.e.m.o.t.i.c.i.y.m.t.i.w.y.t.p.m.

I want you to eat me out till i cum in your mouth then i want you to please me.

Boyfriend: say less😏

by EElala November 12, 2021

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o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

Oh my god please fuck me your so perfect cum in my please take my v-card

Girl/boy: o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

by 0sīr|s October 15, 2022

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A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E

Oh, how I wish in this instant to hug you and sing thousands of songs in your ears at your life, and in your life gift you many roses, it's because you made me fall for you.

Boy: A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E <3

Girl: Omg awhh, I love you <3

by urlatinagf September 10, 2021

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T.M.O.C.

True Meaning of Christmas - inserting strands of decorative lights into your anal cavity, then inserting a lidless glass jar(as large as possible) mouth-side open towards the anus, turning on the lights, then standing up(as much as possible) and "birthing" the lights back into the jar, and(if successful) using extension cords to show everyone your accomplishment

Gary ate nothing but asparagus all day, so when the jar broke, his green feces mixed with the red blood and made for the best T.M.O.C. ever.

by Protatoes January 18, 2018

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L.M.R.Y.T.Y.C.I.M

Let me ride you till you cum in me

Girl: L.M.R.Y.T.Y.C.I.M
Guy: hell yeah

by h.isabella.b January 19, 2020

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I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C

1. I Hate it when people put their names in UD just to make themselves look cool.

2.Turrets
3.Retarded,Retards,Rtard
4.Idiots
5.Spam
6.No life
7.Teens

"OMFG I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C" ;)

by CrunkMonk3y January 1, 2012

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