Buttcheese

you know, that stuff, that you find at the back of your underpants, and it sort of looks like dust but you know it isn't, and you smell it, and it's kinda like cheese?

yeah, that's butt-cheese.

“Hey guys ! I just saw Andy pick his buttcheese and eat it .”

by Deontray Steffes January 23, 2020

Buttcheese

When so much shit accumulates in your ass crack that it forms a dairy product, also known as cheese.

“Andy just picked his buttcheese and ate it”

by Deontray Steffes January 23, 2020

Buttcheese Blewitt

That guy in your workplace or school who always tells the wrong joke at the wrong time, often after drinking milk and releasing a silent-but-deadly dutch oven situation.

"Mark's brother sneezes a lot, we should call him Sneezle."
"WTF is wrong with you, Buttcheese Blewitt, he was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer. And, WTF is that smell? I think you need to wash your ass."

by El Mojo de la Tierra November 20, 2021

Burgercheese

A burgercheese is a food item unfortunately often confused with cheeseburger. A burgercheese is made by putting cheese between two burger patties. The legendary creation was came to the creators mind while he was making a painting back when they were in the 8th grade.

I'm pissed because my mom ate my burgercheese.

I had to beat him up because he confused my burgercheese with a cheeseburger.

by TheLegendaryCreator May 29, 2024

Chronic Buttcheese

A condition you can get if you routinely shit multiple times a day on a daily basis. Usually when you shit your ass has this substance called Buttcheese which are called dingle berries that get stuck on your butt hair. When you shit multiple times a day it can become chronic since you may shit in the morning afternoon and at night perhaps after a shower meaning your ass is not clean properly making it chronic.

Person no 1: Hey did you hear that Brady shits multiple times a day?

Person no 2: No way! He has Chronic Buttcheese

by Negrhjjdjdjwksiejsjzthaihua June 11, 2025