blot a bum hole

This is when you have that pre-shit feeling of having a damp bum hole... To 'blot a bumhole' is when you don't actually need the shit (yet), but do need to address the dampness of the said bum hole with a kitchen towlet or similar.

Frank: "Mate, I've got a damp bum hole."
John: "Here's a napkin... go blot a bum hole."

by James Morris (Shorty) April 30, 2008

Cats bum hole

When u roll and the paper goes over the filter and it looks like a (cats) bum hole

Give me your lighter I need to burn off the cats bum hole

by Dig priz June 12, 2018

Poo face bum hole

You call someone it when they're being silly

"You're such a poo face bum hole!"

by Lisa Whitehead and Ivy Bustamante April 26, 2006

Sloppy Icelandic Bum Hole

Someone who is from Iceland and has an extremelly smelly, sloppy, and sweaty ass.

Boy : I broke up with my girlfriend
Other boy : Why?
Boy : She's the biggest sloppy Icelandic bum hole!!

by mrtroller977 October 30, 2011

Bum hole banana bread

Biting into a delicious smelling pre-packaged, school safe brand banana bread only to find it tastes so revolting it's reminiscent of a bum hole. You spit it out immediately and notice wispy cotton candy like mold on the banana bread you just ate.

Jolyne: "Did I tell you about the bum hole banana bread I ate yesterday?"
Hermes: "Yeah, you never shut up about it"
Jolyne: "Well good, it was the worst experience of my entire life!

by Your_mum69 October 21, 2020

Bullet Hole Bum Fuck

A Bullet Hole Bum Fuck is where a person shoots another person with a gun, and then fucks the corpse in the bullet hole.

PJ: "Hey Joey, did you see that story on the news last night?"

Joey: "Nope, what was it about?"

PJ: "This crazy ass old man shot another guy in the head, then fucked him in the bullet hole!"

Joey: "HOLY SHIT! that is crazy!"

PJ: "Your damn right it is!"

Joey: "Now that's what you call a Bullet Hole Bum Fuck."

by Doughboii_Swagg January 25, 2010

Bum Hole Worker

an irish term for a homosexual man, this is an offensive term which others may find funny if it is aimed at someone else..

hey mate i saw steven looking at you, he is a bum hole worker

by the urban rapist November 2, 2010