satans brussel sprouts

Aka devils lettuce

Yo bro, quit bogarting satans brussel sprouts! The satans brussel sprouts are strong tonight.

by Redshorts69 August 12, 2021

Brussel sprout Bitch

How to destroy anyone brave enough to talk shit to you. Hit them with this intense comeback to win any argument

Did you eat the brussel sprouts this morning? They were quite bitchy.

You brussel sprout bitch!

by FatCockJohn December 16, 2019

Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.

Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!

by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025

Ohio Brussel Sprouts

Ohio Brussel Sprouts is the act of sucking small round food items (ideally large grapes or Brussel sprouts) out of your partners anus.

Liz stuffed a bag of skittles in her ass and made me do Ohio Brussel Sprouts. All I can taste is fruity shit.

by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023

Brussel Sprout Romance

When you eat raw sliced brussel sprouts and wash it down with a few cans of Lager. Then pull up the bed sheets to cover your girlfriends head while she is about to go to sleep. That is Brussel Sprout Romance!

I did find it too funny when he offered to give me a brussel sprout romance

by The Smart Ass June 30, 2015

Roasted Brussels Sprouts

Mexican Jail slang for brown dick.

Brian Peters eats 500g of roasted Brussels Sprouts every day. Or Brian Peters eats 500g of brown dick every day in a Mexican jail.

by No homo 45 June 5, 2024

brussel sprouting

eating the dingleberries of a person who has gonorrhoea.

i like brussel sprouting my cat.

by brussel sprout lover August 13, 2024