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One who finds recreation in shitting his pants while high.
Billy had both run out of money and clean pants due to his life as a brownstoner.
by jaketheblacksnake August 22, 2011
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brownstoned

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Getting invited to a dinner party at a well-connected person's house and waking up groggy in bed with a naked underaged girl (or boy) for blackmailing purposes.
Jeeves was a political maverick as a junior congressman until he was brownstoned early in his term.
by Mister Brownstoned November 1, 2019
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A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”
I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOD YOU SHOULD JOIN NOW
by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG November 24, 2020
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The act of getting owned hardcore. Very hardcore.
Dude: "I warned you!"
Charles Bronson shoots a grenade at Dude, blowing him up.

Bystander 1: "Dude, did you see that guy?"
Bystander 2: "No, what happened?"
Bystander 1: "Fuckin'...he got CHARLES BRONSONED!"
by H.G. Pennypacker May 20, 2008
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Charlie Bronson's

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A slang term derived from England's most famous prisoner's stage name "Charlie Bronson" used to describe extraordinary traps, a muscle group connecting the shoulder and neck, or a workout done to enlarge the traps. May be shorted to Bronson's for a more eloquent phonetic sound.
Noun: Did you see Brian Urlacher's Charlie Bronson's! he could really hurt someone with those!!
Verb: Dude, I dominated my Bronson's in the gym today.
by new york trash November 6, 2009
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Brownstone

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In the Guns N Roses song "We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone." AKA shooting heroin.
by TF610 December 19, 2009
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