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bri'ish

A joke created by Nazi Germany in an attempt to break British morale in 1941. After the war the British Government created the 'bri'ish joke pass' and gifted it to all European (except France and Germany) and Commonwealth states (except South Africa, due to their standard issue, more powerful, N-word Passes), meaning it is only funny when the above nationalities use it. It therefore cannot be funny when an american uses it, purely due to the fact they are unable to spell correctly.
American: are you BRI'ISH?? HAHHAHAHA
Brit: that's not funny, learn to spell correctly.
European: are you BRI'ISH?? HAHHAHAHA
Brit: haha yes mate that's a fucking banger of a joke let's go
by Neddyfram! :D July 29, 2022
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Bri'ish Bi'ches

Bri'ish Bi'iches is the bri'ish slang vs the merican' slang British Bitches
How many bri'ish bi'ches you got?
by VibezXD February 24, 2023
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Bri'ish Syndrome

A mental disorder in which a person from a European country speaks broken english uncontrollably.
Guy 1: "Oh no, its a guy with Bri'ish Syndrome."
Guy 2: "Pretty stupid innit."
by The Some February 7, 2021
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Bri'ish accent

The only accent spoken on the island of Great Britain. Usually defined by dropping t's (hahahaha they lost it in Boston and drank the others), but you can come up with anything to mock the Brits
Yank: what's that?

Brit: bo'oh o' wa'er, innit?

Yank: haha ur Bri'ish accent is so funny
by jashideshie August 31, 2022
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overly bri'ish

Synonyms: british slang;
Someone who overuses bri'ish slang, shor'ens down words and silence the "T" in every sen'ence 'hey make.
Its usually used when n00by englishmen try to replicate their mother language, but later find out that they're just offensive!
Its also one way not to approach someone when you want to start a conversation.(see box below)
Jhon: Good day, sir!
Will: Oi ma'e. im overly bri'ish and can 'alk like a proper bri'isher.
Jhon: *casually turns around and walks away*
by Mr.Katti December 22, 2016
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Bri'ish mod

A moderator that is Bri'ish
Bri'ish mod is the best moderator on this server
by HotGlue March 1, 2021
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Bri'ish Quandale Dingle

Posh Man 1: Is Quandale Dingle really that posh?
Posh Man 2: Nah but Bri'ish Quandale Dingle is.
by Bartholomew Simpson June 13, 2022
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