Brando

noun- A person that breaks your heart and plays with your emotions. Someone who enjoys playing games with women's feelings.

Oh girl he's not worth it, you can tell he's a total Brando.

by brandohater February 5, 2010

brando

To forcibly rape another person or object and then pulling out to eliminate pregnancy. The term comes from Marlon Brando when he raped Blanche in T. Williams' *A Streetcar Named Desire*

Guy 1: What's wrong with your bag?
Guy 2: It's really worn down.
Guy 1: Dude, it looks like you brando the crap outta that bag.
Guy 2: .............so

by c.t.11 March 5, 2010

Brando

A jerk that doesn't know how to treat girls, most of them are gays and aren't very smart

"Look!, Brando broke that girl's heart."
"He does that to all girls"

by hate him dsajghlkdsñfjn March 14, 2010

Dio Brando

The name of a someone that is garunteed to kill your dog if he is your adoptive brother. Usually does evil actions followed by a blood cry WRYYYYYY! He will also attempt to crush your great great grandson with a steam roller in stopped time.

JoJo: Dio, what did you do to Danny?!
Dio Brando: WRYYYYYYY!!!!
JoJo: DIOOOOOOO!!!

by Krustywalrus October 11, 2018

american brando

A middle aged man who has a bowl hair cut and works at a grocery store. He enjoys eating powder doughnut holes while he's on his break. In his freetime he enjoys playing pokemon go and getting drunk.

"Hey Steve why is that guy have a bowl hair cut."

"That's just American Brando."

by @TheRealWesside January 27, 2018

Diego Brando

A fucking dinosaur

Johnny:I thought Diego Brando's were fucking extinct!
Diego: think again crippled cowboy!

by Fukboi Joestar November 27, 2019

dio brando

Main villain of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure's parts 1 ( Phantom Blood) and 3 (Stardust Crusaders). Often uses his battle cry ("MUDAMUDAMUDA") when kicks someone's ass.

Stops time, then "KURAE!" (throwing over9000 knives at his opponent), then time resumes and opponent's ass pwned . Dio Brando, guyz...

by Berdfedor February 15, 2015