Any group of five homosexual pedophile men who sing manufactured pop songs about love, romance, why women keep dumping them, and other overrated bullshit targeted towards pre-adolescent or teenybopper girls. Normally, these genetic defects should have had careers in flipping McDonalds burgers, since they can't even play a musical instrument or even read a music sheet if their lives depended on it.
How can each boy band be considered unique if they all look the same, act the same, sing in soprano, are all faggots, will never experience a vagina, and have an average shelf-life of only two years?
by AYB May 26, 2003
MTV - And for the 100th time this hour, here's the hot video from the new boyband *fill in the blank*.
Osama - Fukkit! Death to the infidels!
Osama - Fukkit! Death to the infidels!
by Creamy Goodness February 08, 2005
An outmoded commodity, popular among the steaming shitpiles of the clueless, brainless,post-orwellian masses in the late 1990s amd early 2000s, that was prefabricated by AR types to fit a narrow set of criteria (ability to look attractive, ability to dance....I think that's it).
by Sheailee March 06, 2007
a group of lads- generally about 5, that think they can either sing about love (notice non of them are ever married as such) or can scream down the mic knowing little scrubby shites can wander around in scrubby hoodies preaching how fantastic murderdolls (etc) are HELL YEAH BABY- BONE EM.
by Anonymous May 25, 2003
a band of gay ass male "musicians" that use live autotune or lip sync their songs and don't play insturments.
you are better off listening to slipknot or some real band
you are better off listening to slipknot or some real band
by bofaLmao June 11, 2019
A strategy of collecting an attractive but diverse group of males in order to cultivate maximum potential attention from the opposite sex in social situations. Each member of the group has equivalent good looks but a different perceived personality type, like members of a boy band. Also known as N'Syncing.
"Greg just called and said we are boy banding tonight. I was gonna wear my fedora but now I have to be the 'sweet one'"
by The Louisiana Squisher August 09, 2012
A popular drink in St Lucia that has been traditionally used for many years to restore sexual vitality, increase sperm count, and give men the hard of their life.
by Disqus2.0 May 08, 2022