Soviet boobs

1. Soviet boobs is the phenomenon when a girls breasts have been slapped so much they turned red.
2. Soviet boobs can also mean that the boobies in question are public property. Abolish private property!

1. Joel! How could you do this to Marie?! You turned her boobs into Soviet boobs >:(
2. Slettenkameel has soviet boobs, everyone is allowed to touch them, she's cool with anything you do with them really.

by Zromelussy dealership February 14, 2022

epic boobs

voluptuous, sensuous and succulent breasts. shapely but pouring out of the clothing, usually disproportionate to size of women/girl yet completely arousing in every sense. Capable of magnificent feats: can turn a gay guy straight, and a straight girl into a lesbian in seconds. the pinnacle of the female breast.

Dana has these absolutely perfect knockers, I just want to shove my face in them and motorboat for all of eternity. Epic Boobs in every sense of the word.

by A__A October 9, 2007

Boobs before Noobs

A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.

Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?

Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.

Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!

Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.

by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011

bogosity

The degree to which something is bogus. Bogosity is measured with a bogometer; in a seminar, when a speaker says something bogus, a listener might raise his hand and say “My bogometer just triggered”. More extremely, “You just pinned my bogometer” means you just said or did something so outrageously bogus that it is off the scale, pinning the bogometer needle at the highest possible reading (one might also say “You just redlined my bogometer”). The agreed-upon unit of bogosity is the microLenat.

Bush's claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction (WMD) pegged my bogometer at 1000 microLenats, producing bogosity of Biblical proportions.

by TheBlackHandOfDeath June 15, 2011

Buddha Boobs

When a nigga got big-ass bitch titties, droopin' low to the flo'

"Eh fool dem Buddha Boobs more down south than old lady 'Shaniqwa'.

by Mejico June 2, 2015

perky boobs

When a girls boobs don't sag. They're usually higher up.

Hey you're boobs are perky today. Perky boobs.

by Garrett.!.!.! December 19, 2008

sidebar t-shirt ad boobs

There always are huge boobs on the chick wearing the t-shirt with a stupid slogan in the sidebar page of urbandictionary. The boobs are big enough its worth staring, but the t-shirts are never funny enough to click the link.

probably just look in the side bar of this page

or

"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"

by wastedhillbilly December 30, 2011