Boner Laugh

a special kind of laugh that some males have,a laugh that causes him to become 'engorged'. This laugh is usually triggered by a conversation or event which makes him feel superior to others. i.e. seeing someone fall, or catching a stupid mistake someone made.

Boner laughs are often present in males who have a superiority complex or lower social skills.

Apart from the obvious 'Tent pitching' some tell tale signs of a boner laugh include
*tilting the head back
*a deep gutteral laugh
(the louder the laugh the stiffer he is)

"Oh My GOD he crashed the server!" HAAAA HAAA HAAAAAA *boing

--later

"Hey did you here his Boner Laugh?"

by mgbrown September 11, 2006

Chicken Bone Laugh

“A somewhat forced, darty laugh accentuated for reasons unknown with a throaty sound resembling the sound of someone choking on a chicken bone.”

"Man they was dyin'! It was so damn funny. Chris was laughin' so much he broke all up into the Chicken Bone Laugh!"

by Smellman February 5, 2009

boner loaf

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.

Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.

by JakE May 22, 2007

Boner language

The ability to tell if someone has a boner, just by their awkward actions and gestures.

A: "That kid has a boner."
B: "How can you tell?"

A: "I read his boner language."

by AWitBaybay July 10, 2011

Bonney Lake

Next in line to become South Hill.
In that awkward phase when people still remember it being small while getting annoyed at the new road construction and traffic.

I hope they build a mall in Bonney Lake soon.

by Mayor McPayne June 26, 2008

Bone Lucky

A non-susceptibility to post relationship depression because of an fortuitous abundance of alternate sexual partners.

Unlike Timmy, Sammy felt no need to blow his brains out after his breakup; Sammy was, after all, bone lucky and was nailing three women by the end of the week.

by Fruit Pie The Magician February 22, 2007

boner log

a chart used to catalog the frequency, duration, causation, and time of occurrence of any boner during a given period; similar to a dream diary; best formatted in an Excel spreadsheet. A boner log can be most useful in measuring one's virility or libido.

Also handy in arena of male competition.

In our double-blind, analytical study, the boner log was used to measure the virility of males age 75-80.

BRO 1: Dude, look at my boner log. I get hard every day at 3:00.

BRO 2: That's weak! Look at this. I had one for 30 minutes last Wednesday.

BRO 1: Tight, bro.

by tboisen3 November 11, 2009