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Shanghai Bludgeon

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After having sexual intercourse with a girl while wearing a condom, you go into the bathroom as if to wash up, but instead you shit in the used condom so it becomes a tightly packed discipline tool. Then come charging out of the bathroom with your semen-fecal stuffed weapon, and beat the girl until the condom breaks, and the fluids run all over her face and into her mouth.
Elaine was so dirty, that after he did her, he shanghai bludgeoned her so hard that she still has shit in her wounds.
by xx425prate December 7, 2006
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Barstow bludgeon

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Sandwiching someone’s body between a car and another heavy object (frequently a concrete wall, or another car)
“Dude did you hear that Michael got a Barstow bludgeon last night?”
by gnbdhdjfiix June 1, 2018
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No one knows.

It might just be a chopped up version of the word "bludgeoned," but the word has mystical and magical implications that speak to my soul, suggesting there's more to the word than meets the eye.
"He looks bludgeo'd for hammer."
by Elmoshine October 18, 2008
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bumhole bludgeoner

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1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.

2. Can be use as a term for a gay man
Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!

Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!
by Paulio2008 May 22, 2008
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bludgendillyo

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1. A term ussually used by the middle class, or higher, to exclaim shock or supirse.

2. A term ussually used by the middle class, or higher, to replace "What on earth?", "God-Damned!" and the likes.
1. "Bludgendillyo! What was the that Terrance-Jeffeory?!

2. "It's a town of bludgendillyo drunks! Quickly get to the helicoptor Greggory!"
by themesser1211 August 7, 2011
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bludgen

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Bludgen-To beat powerfully with force with an object of great mass. Usually to hurt a friend in playfull manner.
-He was bludgened with a rubber bat
-John bludgened Steve with his inflatable hammer
by Shawn May 13, 2005
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Sump Bludgeoning

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The act of having hard vigorous anal sex with a female.
John: "I'm gonna do some sump bludgeoning tonight."
by The Galavanters February 26, 2010
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