Bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but we he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction.
Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

Bloinkiss by ☹sadface☹ April 20, 2018

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Bloodist

A witch/wizard that prefers a specific blood type and despising every other blood type.

Lucius Malfoy hating on the young Hermione Granger for being a muggle-born because he's a bloodist

Bloodist by Thatoneravenclaw September 24, 2020

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Bloodkiss • Bloinkiss • boodissy • Bloodist • boodissey • blonkiss • Bloodass • Bloodfist • BloodKing • Bloodless

bloinkiss

/bloiNGk-kis/
verb
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

bloinkiss by MythicalDefiner April 20, 2018

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bloinkiss

when you lean in to kiss someone but you blink and miss

timmy waited all night to kiss bianca at the prom, but when he finally leaned in for the smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee causing him to lose his tennis scholarship leading him down a dark road paved with self loathing and addiction years later when his wife finally left him and couldnt take it anymore he lacked the ability to chase her cause his knee never healed from the bloinkiss.

bloinkiss by mythicalbeast22 April 20, 2018