happy belated

when its about a week after your birthday and someone barely finds out so they tell you Happy belated.

Brittney: it was courtneys birthday last week !
Kandy: It was?

Brittney: Yeah!
*Courtney walks in*
Kandy: omg! Happy Belated!
Courtney: thanks!

by brittneyandjessica October 10, 2013

blatted

To be wasted, drunk, stoned etc.

Man that hip-hop was rad the other night but I got so blatted I had to go home early

by robuttt October 12, 2006

Bladed

v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.

Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man

by Dan the Man January 22, 2005

Turbo Blasted

The act of shitting all over the sides of the toilet and leaving the residue for someone else to find.

Man I went to the bathromm and someone turbo blasted the toilet

by SMOKE28g January 8, 2010

Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

blasted

when you totally stoned out of your mind.

i was blasted last night dawg.

by rotten ralph July 27, 2004

Blazedale

An imaginary community consisting of individuals who are high on marijuana.

I just got off work, gonna grab some food and head to Blazedale.

or

We smoked a huge blunt which greatly increased the population of Blazedale.

by CanaDave October 24, 2009