Black Forest Ham

When you go 'HAM' or go "Hard" but with a sense of shade towards a person, place, or thing.

At the start of the event, the event organizer went black forest ham, when he realized that the person he was introducing did not respect equality.

by MR. Ham, Black Forest Ham June 4, 2020

Black Forest Ham

The dark thick forest downstairs ;

This chick had a huge black forest ham !

by 123toothpaste123 January 16, 2009

Black Forest Cream Pie

Like a cream pie, but the pussy is bloody from a period and hairy.

Don't give me a Black Forest Cream Pie. I am on my period.

by Chuck the Duck March 12, 2011

black forest shateau

This is when a male or female licks and sucks the anus of a male or female that has an extensive amount of pubic hair. While the male or female is licking and sucking the anus the receiver proceeds to defecate into the persons face.

Man: "Oh darling ive had such a lovely night you know what would make this extra special, if we were able to do a black forest shateau"

Woman: "Yes that would be delightful"

by Dollyrocket July 16, 2011

Black Forest Burger

An awesome food that you used to love eating but you can't help but think "Robert" When you eat it anymore

Person 1: Hey, what did you eat today?

Person 2: Oh, I had a Black Robert

Person 1: .....

Person 2: I mean..

Person 1: *walks away*

Person 2: Black Forest Burger....

by Outre Derek April 29, 2008

black forest hammed

the action of drinking excessively or the status of being blacked out.

"Ugh..what happened last night? I black forest hammed"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Getting black forest hammed!!"

by needy for a weedy shy guy October 12, 2009

German Black Forest

The act of defecating in a woman's vagina, usually done with solid, firmer stool as to provide ample pressure to assure penetration.

This bitch was so nasty, not only did she want a hot lunch last night, but she wanted a German Black Forest too, so I gave her one. Luckily, I drank milk all week and was constipated before hand.

by LL Cool Ryan November 21, 2006