Black belt in beer pong

This is someone who has a unearthly ninjaness in beer pong mastery. these individuals have the ability to fingerblast your girlfriend while still maintaining a p.h.d. in beer pong. a true m-f 'ing beer pong champion never bounces, because bouncing is for bitches. if you encounter a BBBP they will turn your tiny joke of a weiner into a mangina.

" You were supposed to get married yesterday, i heard you didn't show up?"

" i know, we ran into a black belt in beer pong and i woke up in a bathtub with my dick hanging out and a helmet on

"thats crazy dude"

"it gets better, i also stole my girls cat and took a dump in her microwave.. im not hanging out with those guys ever again"

by 2 guys 1 cup April 8, 2010

white girl black belt

Tight black choker collar that white girls wear to identify that she can suck dick well.

Damn man, she was wearing her white girl black belt. She didn't even gag as her chin touched my ball.

by Justfor laughs August 26, 2017

have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers

"Have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers" is a phrase used when something is being handed to somebody for free or when you recieve something you haven't earned. For example a toy in Happy Meal.

Yes, I bought this car. I won a lottery yesterday so I got myself a black belt under the Nogueira brothers. (have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers)

by magnum_opu5 September 24, 2018

black below the belt

When a guy has (or claims to have) a big dick and a big ass, similar to a black guy.

The skinny white kid said, "I may look white, but I'm really black below the belt"

by bedheadx November 9, 2007

Black belt on enlargement

It's the art of enlarging your genitals with your own will. Takes years to practise and master it.

Gf: Wow your genitals weren't so big yesterday
Me: Hehehe, I have the Black Belt on Enlargement

by BlackBeltMaster December 8, 2020

Black belt driver

Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.

Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.

Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!

This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

Black Belt

When a white male achieves a nigger cock

Don't mess with Dian he's a black belt

by Bossy boy January 3, 2017