Internet Black Belt 

When someone learns how to fight by watching self defense videos on the Internet.

Person 1: Bitch, give me your lunch money
Person 2 You better watch out! I'm an internet black belt

Internet Black Belt by PsychoSam1337 October 13, 2012

getting your black belt 

Having sex with a black guy/girl for the first time when you are not black.

hey dan, i heard you "getting your black belt" last night... latoya is a screamer.

getting your black belt by sbman January 14, 2011

have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers 

"Have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers" is a phrase used when something is being handed to somebody for free or when you recieve something you haven't earned. For example a toy in Happy Meal.

Yes, I bought this car. I won a lottery yesterday so I got myself a black belt under the Nogueira brothers. (have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers)

have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers by magnum_opu5 September 24, 2018

Schrödinger's black belt 

A person (who in most cases isn't a martial artist) who makes condescending comments about a martial art but doesn't know enough about that martial art to know how stupid they sound.

"who needs karate when you can throw hands"
"its over when I see red"
"martial arts cant beat a gun"
"anime bullsh*t"
"that's not a martial art, that's jus roughhousing"
reply: don't be a Schrödinger's black belt.

Schrödinger's black belt by mane why is every name taken July 16, 2023

white girl black belt 

Tight black choker collar that white girls wear to identify that she can suck dick well.

Damn man, she was wearing her white girl black belt. She didn't even gag as her chin touched my ball.

white girl black belt by Justfor laughs August 26, 2017

black below the belt 

When a guy has (or claims to have) a big dick and a big ass, similar to a black guy.

The skinny white kid said, "I may look white, but I'm really black below the belt"

black below the belt by bedheadx November 9, 2007

Black Belted 

When a martial arts practitioner holding the rank of black belt uses rank, in a social setting, in order to reach a more favorable outcome or get rights to something over someone of a lower rank.

Calling shotgun on the front passenger seat only to be black belted into the back seat.

Black Belted by IconoJett April 4, 2010