Beesus

Beesus is our lord and saviour. He fed the 50 trillion sheep using only half a loaf of bread and two raw fish.

Jesus is the bread -> Beesus is the train.

Person 1: "Beesus is the train."
Person 2: "O ja mmm Beesus"

by Miniland May 16, 2018

Beasus

Beasus is a fucking thot. She likes hitting people up and hitting boys in their dicks. Beasus can't tell if she's straight or not. She's an open person. Depending on the human she's after she'll show them her tits or let em in on her emotional trauma...in the end it never fucking works out. Beasus has nightmares and cries too much to be legally sane. Beasus is fucking weird and stares a lot. If she likes you, she really does like you, but it doesn't last more than 3 months. Her hangouts are usually third wheeling or titty fucking in a hammock. No in-between. Despite this, she has higher standards, she don't send nudes. Her #1 motto is "if they gonna get this shit *carress tits* they gonna get it in person!" Beasus can be referred to as beez or bea. Never to be mistaken with bae, that shits annoying. Beasus doesn't get out much, her parents don't trust her ass at all. It's hard to go anywhere without a stalker. It's hard for beasus to make new friends. She's not real patient and most peeps are fuckin retarded.

It's easy to catch beef with beasus

by Brabrablacksheep September 25, 2018

beyssi

Beyssi is the type of person who you will always enjoy being around. She is also very loyal and has a funny laugh. She can play a lot of tricks on you but no matter how mad you get, you can never stop loving her.

Girl: “Today Beyssi dropped an egg on my head”
Boy: “Well I mean it’s Beyssi so you gotta love her.”

by Abby Martinez October 19, 2018

Jb Beesus

The lost limbs of a baby. We will worship them forever. Don’t dare worship the limbs without my consent. I am so in love that I sleep with them every day. We make love every tuesday and he kisses me backstage. Oh how I love my jb beesus

Oh how I love my jb beesus

by Sandwich_lover December 30, 2020