Bending over

No not bending as in avatar Bending as bending someone over and kicking their spine and breaking it. Kung Fu type crap so like you bend them over on something like a couch or something and breaking their spine with a kick (only do this to your worst enemies)

This girl kept shipping me with James Charles so I bent her over.

What do you mean by that??

So what you do is bend a person over and kick their spine and with one kick you break their spine it's easy once you get the hang of it.

Oh okay I thought you meant something else.

So yeah I paralyzed her.

Alright I'm going to be bending over some people now that I know this trick

(so like you bend them over on something like a couch or something and breaking their spine with a kick)

by EnderGorrilaGamingYT February 28, 2023

bending backwards

Going out of your way/speaking up to do something unnecessarily - usually in defence or to protect someone. And it is usually associated with naivety or idiocy, even.

Stop bending backwards to defend the prime minister. True, he's not necessarily bad in this case, but it's not like he's some hero, all of a sudden.

by KrikenKing March 2, 2010

bending my whistle

To annoy, aggravate, or upset. Similar to jerk my chain, grind my gears, or twist my nipple. Refers both to the fact that a damaged whistle will not sound and also to bending the pitch of a whistle's note, i.e. changing one's mood (in this case, for the worse). Some read slight sexual innuendo in it.

"Did Leroy send you another stupid chain email?"
"Man, that guy is really bending my whistle."

by Josh Bruins January 11, 2008

bending over

when a hoe reaches down to pick up her school books and you bend over too just to look

by jigga-nigga October 5, 2003

Bending My Gravy

Bending my gravy/you've bent my gravy is an expression used mainly in the UK, similar to saying "you're pissing me off"

1: "you're playing your music too loud it's really bending my gravy"
2: "okay sorry I'll turn it down"

by Calthegaymer January 16, 2020

Bending the Cheese

To take the piss

Aww dude you just bent the cheese right out of him.

You are bending the cheese, mother fucker.

by Shady Neo September 24, 2008

bending the barcode

to negate a positive process; to lessen the fun of something.

in laymen's' terms: to act lame in a way that holds up a fun activity, to ditch a plan at the last mintute; to act uncool.

"Dude, you can't go to the movies with us tonight? You are so bending the barcode right now"

by KMCATF June 27, 2009